Gossip Girl here. Status report people. (Brad Pitt) and the sympathetic Detective Slocumb (Harvey Keitel) tries to convince the . Just take me home, ok? "Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626) When you purchase a PDF, you may make as many photocopies as needed (but please do NOT repost the text online in any way). I miss you. Gossip Girl: Its often said that, no matter the truth, people see what they want to see. I'm in your class. 21 Funny As Hell Monologues for Women. Gossip Girl: Created by Stephanie Savage, Josh Schwartz. Happiness does not seem to be on the menue. Search through . Howie I will get it if you just help me out a little bit. While others cling to the security of being part of a group. Isabel So cute! You shouldnt give away the ending if you want him to pick up the book again. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better? [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BATHROOM - Blair takes a look at a new text message: 'Serena is Back!! [Dan's cell phone rings, he takes a look at the new text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 25, 2007, 9:15:05 PM, HELP. And just as suddenly she's back. Concierge Well, he claims he found your cell phone. Blair is not only wise enough to share her feelings for Chuck, which is betterthan holding them inside, but she knows that just because they've had hard times, that doesn't mean that they're totally doomed. This monologue is extremely self-aware. Today I felt beautiful. Monologues Of The Week 11-21-07. Gossip Girl's ability to give life advice whilecommenting on the characters' wealth neverstops being entertaining. Dan Sorry, nothing, nothing. I'm sorry about that. [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Serena and Blair are sitting at the bar, Blair is drinking a Martini]. Serena van der Woodsen. Howie You want my advice? Blair's throwing it. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. Rachel Foertsch conducts onscreen celebrity interviews for Screen Rant and is currently the site's Talent Acquisition Coordinator. As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, theres no denying wed be a little less rich without them. Serena Morning, mom. Will she use it as ammunition or will she finally surrender and put down her arms? "For the first time ever I'm sorry I was. [Blair walks up to her boyfriend, Nate, and his father, also called 'The Captain']. Gossip Girl: Spotted on the steps of the Met: an S. and B. power struggle.Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? Everyone has a best friend. Jenny Thanks. That is what the Bible tells us. Blair: Don't be nervous, he's gonna love it. episode 1 in season 4 where she tells serena how heartbroken she actually is, how sad she is, that's a good one. If it wasn't such a tragedy it would have been funny. Blair Really? Jenny Well, you know, she is actually nice. Gossip Girl: Hear those silver bells? Rufus: So, uh, Allisons leaving. Gossip Girl (2021) Nine years on, a new generation of New York's elite rules. Serena No, it's ok. Serena I talked to the nurse and I'm kidnapping you. Gossip Girl: They say a leopard cant change his spots. More Schemes. Who doesnt love a five-finger discount. Permalink: How many times do I have to go Courtney Love on your ass before . XOXO Gossip Girl. Nate: Yes, dad's always spoken very highly of Dartmouth. Serena was the only person in the world Blair thought she had in her corner. Rufus: Like 'Maybe I should never have left Manhatten' fine or 'Taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I've ever had' fine? And give them the means to knock her down. Who doesn't love a five-finger discount. And has anyone spotted our ex-Queen B? How was your weekend? Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny in a red dress with the red hands to match. We're The Non-Judging Breakfast Club. You'll mom will be back. And Blair has a two-for-one special. [Serena notices Nate on the other side of the room, Blair opens her bedroom door and walks into the room, blocking Nate from Serena's view, Serena and Blair hug]. A monologue from the TV show GOSSIP GIRL. "There were definitely trepidations in . Serena Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know. Gossip Girl author Cecile von Ziegesar photographed in 2003 at Manhattan's Union Square Cafe. Serena left town because of what happened between her and Nate, and there was even another love triangle when both girls had feelings for Dan. Especially if it's the middle one. GG: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan? Genre: Comedic. Amy, a romantic young girl, has a crush on the town bully and she's describing it to her friend Virginia.] And anyone whos used to bending the rules will find themselves breaking them. I don't read 'Gossip Girl'. Concierge How did you know it was Miss van der Woodsen if you didn't read it and if you are not a guest at the hotel what were you doing there? Elegant. Blair is smart to realize that real friends check in with each other regularly and always know what's going on in each other's lives. Since until 12 hours ago everyone thought you were at boarding school. RT @JoshuaCooper: Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . Give me the deets. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - Serena walks in, passes the nurse's station and looks into a patient's room]. Humiliated, party of one. But in order to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Gossip Girl: Looks like the Virgin Queen isnt as pure as she pretended to be. I loved her to death. The CW. Gossip Girl: Looks like parents can be deceiving on both sides of the Bridge. [INT JAPANESE RESTAURANT - Blair and Nate are having dinner]. Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. There's a lot of mixed messages in Gossip Girl, but the one aspect that stood out above the others is that true friends can get through anything. Transcripts. I saw the invitation on the nightstand. They should be framed or something. Its false advertising. Nate Blair, come on, are you really gonna kick her out? I have to meet Nate. Kristen Bell. Chuck Talk to Chuck, buddy. You do love truffels? Rufus: Hey Lil. Serena The Palace, 8 o'clock. Did B think S would go down without a fight? Hope that wasnt the wrong answer, S. This test doesnt grade on a curve. I'm Dan Humphrey. [Dan leaves, Rufus comes home, they pass in the hallway], Rufus I, uhm ok. [Rufus sees Jenny and walks over to her]. I just became your escort for the ball. But I would like to check out west. Didn't you see the dress I left on the bed? [Jenny takes an invitation adressed to 'Serena van der Woodsen' out of her bag, Dan panics and vanishes]. Chuck Look, easy, Sokrates. [Chuck tries to kiss Serena, she pushes him away], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate are having sex, Serena is gasping loudly], [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair pushes Nate away]. Serena You asked my out on a date and you didn't think I was nice? But maybe love never met Georgina Sparks. Too bad for her theres school on Monday. Nate You know, aren't we entitled to choose just to be happy? Chuck Anything about her on 'Gossip Girl'? Mine was funny and kind. Keep that in mind. But it could only last for so long. Excuse me while I pull out a hanky and pass it to S and D. Looks like Im not the only one who cries at weddings. I had a really bad day. Come on, we need to get you out of here before mom shows up. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors. You may have won over B for now but we still think youre hiding something. Take one It Girl on a pedestal. [Blair looks down at her outfit and grimaces at the slight jab at her weight, but doesn't let her mother know it.]. 1. Dan: Ill tell you whats going on. Things happen. While the HBO Max reboot ofGossip Girlhassmart characters and juicy plots, fans will always love Blair Waldorf's strength and wisdom. . Blair gets nailed by some yogurt Who said you need a silver spoon to dole out just desserts. And its just a matter of time before this one snaps. The play can be done with two actors (see below) or 3w and 2m. [Jenny notices Serena and Erik walking towards them]. not only does @hayyyshayyy break news, she can create a "Gossip Girl" monologue about the NHL trade deadline . Or will C end up with another victim? Barbara Nitke/HBO Max. Gossip Girl. Sererna: Chuck, don't you ever touch her again! GG: None of the above. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena making a heroic exit from Bs party. No one knows Gossip Girl 's identity, but everyone in this . Season One is the first season of Gossip Girl, the American teen drama based upon the book series written by Cecily von Ziegesar. And in a world ruled by blood lines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. On the way, Thelma falls for sexy young thief J.D. Blair always stands up for herself and what she wants out of life. Send me all the deets. Lily Why is my dauthter going to one of your concerts? After Being Broken Up With My Boyfriend For Exactly 20 Minutes, I, Succumbed To Inebriation, Performed At A Speakeasy And. Do not sell or share my personal information. With friends like these who needs armies? GG: Spotted fleeing dessert: S and Lonely Boy. If only she knew who he was. Nobody knows me. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. She has a Political Science and Media Studies degree from the University of Toronto and a Masters of Journalism from Ryerson University. Serena Well, I wish I could have been there. If you're in your 40's, don't choose a monologue for a young ingenue. Gossip Girl: You didnt hear it from us, but in every girls life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. "Bunny Is A Rider" - Caroline Polachek. It's true that the characters have more wealth and privilege than most, but they're still nervous about college acceptance letters. And here is yours. Chuck: Victory party, here, tomorrow night. My name is Dan Humphrey and that is my little sister. Blair smartly says that an Ivy League school wouldn't accept two students from the same school, showing that she understands how things work, even if it seems unfair. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Word is that S bailed on B's party in under 90 seconds and didn't even have one lemochello. Looks like gentlemen dont prefer blondes, Little J. Katy: My god, you'll never believe what's on 'Gossip Girl'. Serena This is this is not happening right now. [Chuck touches Serena's thigh and leans in on her]. When Blair and Chuck get married in the series finale, their commitment feels powerful knowing that Blairhas thought carefully about what she wants. I had to go. Rufus Yeah. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. Blair saysthis intelligent and romantic quotein the season 3 episode "Last Tango, Then Paris," and her words are compelling for a few reasons. And Serena and Blair? The characters all should have ended up in jail much moreoften than they actually did, and some of their actionswould be unforgivable in today's world. And you know who loves parties? Gossip Girl: They say love conquers all. "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." Gossip Girl (2007) (TV Series) "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." The Bucket List (2007) . Length: Each monologue is about 4 - 5 minutes long except American girl, which is 7-8 minutes long. Beverly is trapped inside her new married life and suburban home and needs an escape plan. Although Blair schemes and treats people poorly during the first few seasons of the original show, she has a redemption arc and becomes a better person by the series finale. I'm mean, too bad it's more than our rent but I think I can sew something like it. Baby Daddy that is? When they ended up in a fight and stopped talking, it was obvious how much they missed each other. You know my mom: If it's not broke, break it. [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations] Jenny Thanks. Nate Look, I don't know how to say this or if it's even the right thing to do but ehm there's something I need to tell you. Chuck Alfonso, you're stud. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Why'd she leave? Serena said hi to you at her 9th grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it. [Chuck signals Nate that they have arrived at school], [They get up, Dan is standing behind them, Chuck turns to Dan]. Whos hungry? Spring Break is done and Im starved for a dish. In the pilot episode, Blairand Serena see each other again after a long time when Serena comes back home after boarding school. But despite their bickering, they would sacrifice any relationship they were in if it meant ensuring the happiness of the other. More accurately, new Gossip Girl is a show that . Blair Yeah, I could tell since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening. Lily What are you and Dan Humphrey doing? Its Christmas time in the city. Uploaded by Shahirrah Shaziman . Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . That's pretty classy, S. I think you're more like me than you admit. For better. I told you I love parties. They wouldn't dream of ignoring each other or not talking for periods of time. A KLINGON IN LOVE: Arlen is just your average klingon at a Star Trek Convention and he . Dan I'm gonna do a lap, ok? She spread lies instead. Choephori Or The Libation Bearers. but this monologue just sounds like it was thought about too hard and . Dan Well, you look good, Jen. So, uhm, sensible tortured soul boy is actually kind of superficial. you know you love me. Blair: I'm just saying, I have moves. I'm waiting for that moment when I break. Uhm, what do you want to talk about? Serena Oh, I've missed your witty banter. Plus a few other interesting things if you end up digging far enough. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, theres nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. Whyd she return? Serena Enough to know it's not on the menue. You should try it sometimes.". There is probably a bit of jealousy going on here, but also a clear headed and mature sense of reality. Blair's quote at the end of season 4 isa significant part of her character arc. Part One premiered on July 8th, while Part Two was released on . Go, I'm gonna be fine. And this could be a classic. Some families actually do make the yuletide gay, managing to leave their troubles far away. Other families have a merry little Christmas, even when their troubles arent so far away. Some presents might end up getting returned. [Rufus takes a look around the station and finds his son and daughter, he walks up and hugs them]. 712 5TH AVE.]. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Blair Waldorf alone at Butter. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. All Rights Reserved, 25 Girl Monologues for Auditions and Castings, Top 25 Girl Monologues from Original Plays, Dont Leave Me Without Muffin (drama) 1 Minute. Or will he end up with another victim? Looks like Little J didnt spread her legs after all. Nate Oh, hey! Is that you? Character: Margaret Good People is a play focusing on Margaret, a single mother to a disabled adult daughter, Joyce, who was born before her husband left her. Serena: So, were is he? O Brother, Where Bart Thou? It was part of the reason why Serena leaving hurt Blair so much. Chuck And yet you know I'm right. They want a simplified life for . The characterswere closer with their friends than their own families, proving that family has little to do with blood. It's just a rough patch, that's all. Gossip Girl : Speak of the Devil and he doth appear. Humorous All Kiding Aside Bums--Evelyn Bums--Mary Bus Stop Coupla Chicks Its more than just getting into college, its setting a course for the rest of your life. Despite all of the horrible things they did to each other,they were still able to forgive each otherand proved that they really do see each other as a family at the end of the day. Serena: An hour. 10. Hey, I was just about to ask the doctor if I could take Erik to breakfast. Don't you wanna go say hey? And as for me, I can see clearly now. You Don't Grant Birthday Wishes, Do You? Lily: Let's not discuss this right now, ok? Show your power in this mini monologue where Jasmine stands . Actor 1. Gossip Girl: Spotted: B turning a year older but not necessarily wiser. In a thrilling Episode 6 speech, Emily not only owns up to being ringarde, but . Blair There is nothing to talk about. And it sucks. NEXT:10 Best Chuck & Blair Gossip Girl Relationship Episodes. Thing With The Teeth Around My Thigh, Like Silas. Bart: I know how you like Florida. Didnt anyone teach you, Little J? Jenny: Come on, Dan. She's lost 15 pounds, got an eye-lift. Is this just another round of blanks fired between B and Little J? And, oftentimes, if you're performing a monologue, it's for one of these few reasons: You're auditioning for something, you . Maybe it won't be so bad. U KNOW Chuck?]. To call the series "woke" feels reductive. Please just trust me. Blair, you will never be more beautiful or thin or happy than you are right now. Gossip Girl: And just when B and S had built a bridge, it all had to come crashing down. Gossip Girl : Couture and canape are just another Saturday night until you add a mask. Chuck Eh have a glass of champagne, please? And its wearing kneesocks. And just as suddenly she's back. 1. This is the last item that goes to press without proof. They prefer other gentlemen. Let me show you here, come here. Sadly for Linda, she has never . Someone just leaked my diary to Gossip Girl. Love her or hate her, Serena certainly has some epic 1 liner quotes in gossip girl. Chuck Last year the Sheperd wedding think I don't know why you left town? [While Chuck pours a glass of champagne, Jenny takes out her cell phone and starts texting], [EXT CLUB - Serena and Dan leave the club, Dan holds the door open for her]. Looks like our resident moral compass isnt such a straight arrow after all. Gossip Girl: Serena van der Woodsen, looks like your invitation just arrived. Unburdening. Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes & Sayings. Especially if its the middle one. Some people might see that their lies have almost caught up to them. Jenny A fashion emergency. While it might take a lot more work and time before they can finally be together, Blair seems to know the meaning of love and that finding that one person is what matters. His heart. Rufus Well, your kids were about to meet, it's a small island. You're telling me if you had the chance Chuck You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal. XOXO Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Gossip Girl (Narrator) 2007.09.19 Claire. Blair Well, we should get going then. And whether theyre sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. Maria, Maria, wait.. (Maria listens and then moves back) don't leave.Maria..it's just coming wrongI don't know why. With strings attached. I looked all over the dining hall for you.
